I got pulled over today. I can't tell you for sure whether I ran that stop sign, but I can tell you why I got off with "just don't do it again, miss." It's cuz I smiled real pretty. I also put on makeup and did my hair before going to study at the library. (You know, since it's a Saturday night, and I have no life.) Oh, and I had showered recently so I smelled good. And I'm wearing pink. How could a cop be so mean as to ticket a cute girl in a cuddly pink sweater? It'd be like kicking a fluffy bunny for no reason. And that my friends, is why I didn't get a ticket.
Speaking of adorable little animals, my mice are doing fine for the moment. Ada started coughing up blood last week (a touch of pneumonia), but has since stopped. Both Ada and Heidi are taking their antibiotic regularly. (I taught them to lick it right off my finger.) They're good little girls.
Remember: Mucous is an adjective. Mucus is a noun. For example, "There is mucus emanating from my mucous glands."
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Hey, good job on getting out of the traffic ticket! I knew you kept those kneepads in your trunk for a reason...
Hehehe.
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